Just like my dog so cute and all
His name is Sir, oh, what a name
For a little one who cannot catch a ball
He is not a puppy, not at all
He is the cutest dog I ever saw
He will not fetch
He will not catch
Throw him the ball
And he will stall
And run to the hall
He knows my secrets and will always be my friend
He will be there until the end
Yes, I was a little tipsy the night I named
My dog Sir, oh, what a name
Just like my dog, he will be there until the end
Not at all like the men
~Linda Diane Wilkerson~
2003